The Topic:
Job Satisfaction

The Question:
 nemesis

Is there some kind of backstage intrigue going on at the Conversatron? It seems like some of you have MAJOR issues with each other. Are you happy in your work? Is the management treating you well? Let me know if I can be of any assistance with labor-related matters.

Responses:
 Bender

Yeah, you can be of assistance. We need this piano moved up to the top floor of the web page.

 Leela

Why would we want a piano way up there?

 Bender

It's pretty hard to kill someone with a falling piano when the piano is on the ground floor.

 Bender

Sheeesh.

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