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The Topic: Crazy AIM girl...

  flow

So this random girl I talked to twice through AIM keeps on messaging me. I'm afraid she's going to look up my phone number and start stalking me... Any thoughts?



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  Captain Zapp Brannigan

First, find out if she's sexy.


  Captain Zapp Brannigan

If she's a sexy, cat-burglar type stalker, always sexily slinking her way into your house, wearing her tight, black, sexy stalker outfit, well then, my friend, I say let her stalk away!

Or better yet, give her the number of someone worth stalking, like the Zappster.


Kif Kroker  

And what if she's not sexy?


  Captain Zapp Brannigan

What? Well, then, the topic bores me and I don't want to hear anything more about it.


  flow

Yeah she's sexy... Sexy like Bea Arthur... ugggghhh...


  Captain Zapp Brannigan

Bea Arthur, eh? Intriguing!


  Captain Zapp Brannigan

Kif, who's Bea Arthur?

Was she the blonde Angel or one of the brunettes?


Kif Kroker  

Unnnnhhh...




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