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The Topic: Canadian Epidemic

  Eavestalker

My sister came home from a class trip to Quebec, and her entire class caught some sort of Canadian cold. I'm worrying that it could spread to epidemic status quite quickly. Should I notify the CDC? Or should I interperet this as a deliberate chemical attack on United States Citizens and report it to the Pentagon?



Responses:


  Special Agent Dana Scully

Actually, a virus would be a bioweapon, not a chemical attack.


Special Agent Fox Mulder  

Oh, come on, Scully, now you're just being overly strict in the interpretation of the data so as to lend credence your theory.


  Special Agent Dana Scully

What? I never said he was an idiot, I was just correcting a misused terminology.


Special Agent Fox Mulder  

Oh yeah, then why did I see you make a little checkmark on your clipboard there?


  Special Agent Dana Scully

...did not.




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