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The Topic: Toilet Paper Surplus


The university sees fit to restock my suite with toilet paper every other week. Since the six of us cannot hope to go through twelve rolls per month, we have quite a collection of ass paper chillin' in the common room. Now that it is the end of the year, do you have any suggestions of what to do with our surplus?


  Dave Coulier, back when he was (somewhat) cool.

You're college students, and you can't figure out what to do with several dozen extra rolls of toilet paper?

  Dave Coulier, back when he was (somewhat) cool.

I weep for the future.

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