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The Topic: Lamentation

  Morgaine

Unshared bed waiting..
with blue linens of flannel;
a cold resting place.



Responses:


  Sir Francis Bacon

You women of the internet, all bent
On sharing bedcloth's status come the night,
Now hear the countless followers lament.
Their masculine consideration quite
With precedent - but sadly lacking tact,
All churlish moans of hormones frothed and raw -
Requesting, simply, ladies who are stacked
(Predictable as finding Godwin's Law).
We sysadmins and writers, unsurprised,
Would never have it any other way,
Our laughter's always coming super-sized:
Just listen to those lame-o males bray...
For what finer internet oration
Than the classic "age, sex, location?"




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