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The Topic: Lamentation


Unshared bed waiting..
with blue linens of flannel;
a cold resting place.


  Sir Francis Bacon

You women of the internet, all bent
On sharing bedcloth's status come the night,
Now hear the countless followers lament.
Their masculine consideration quite
With precedent - but sadly lacking tact,
All churlish moans of hormones frothed and raw -
Requesting, simply, ladies who are stacked
(Predictable as finding Godwin's Law).
We sysadmins and writers, unsurprised,
Would never have it any other way,
Our laughter's always coming super-sized:
Just listen to those lame-o males bray...
For what finer internet oration
Than the classic "age, sex, location?"

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