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What's the most romantic thing you've ever done?

 Ted Johnson

I once made hundreds of beautiful candles out of snail shells and used them to create a path out of the house and down into the garden where I was waiting, dressed in my best silks and polyurithanes, with flowers in one hand and my handgun in the other.

Willow Rosenberg  

You did not either do that, you just saw it in a movie!

Willow Rosenberg  

Well, kind of saw some of that in a movie. I don't know where the polyurithane and handgun came from.

 Ted Johnson

We have our own romantic customs in this family.

 Ted's Wife

Dear, come back to bed, I have the ventriloquist dummies ready.

 Ted Johnson

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