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Letters
We get letters
We get stacks and stacks of letters



Responses:


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Hey, we don't use that one yet.

Get it right.


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Viewer Mail, Viewer Mail,
Friday is the day we read viewer mail.
First we read them, Then we answer them,
That's the little thing we call Viewer Mail



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There we go. It's not Friday yet, but close enough.

So, it's time for viewer mail. Our first letter is from "Zutroy" in Canada, somewhere. Zutroy asks:

I'm not an expert in how the whole internet thing works, but I understand that whenever someone reaches your site through a search engine, you can find out what they were searching for to reach you. Can you tell us some of the weird responses that brought us here?


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Well, heck, we can do better than that...we just happen to have a little something here from the home office in Ohio City, Ohio...


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"Ohio City, Ohio?" Is that real? Paul, is that a real town? What kind of name is that? That'd be like having, I don't know, like a "New York City, New York" or something.


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It would be craziness!


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But anyway, here from the home office, in Ohio City, we have the Top Ten Conversatron Search Strings.

All true, I swear.


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10. "kevin bacon nude"


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9. "senior prank ideas"


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8. "GE sucks"

Thought that one might be higher myself.


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7. "lobster magnet"


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6. "boys kissing"

That sort of thing is actually big on the Internet, or so I hear.


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5. "whitehouse.com"

Are we sure that's a search term, and not a reverse lookup? Oh, okay, we're sure. I just asked, because I know the Prez is a pretty big fan.


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4. "buttafuoco"


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3. "goth sex"

I'm guessing it's moody.


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2. "buttafuoco"


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And the number one Conversatron search term is...

1. "Conversatron"


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Now be sure and stay tuned, because my guests tonight include Richard Simmons, Tom Brokaw, and a ferret who can use a karaoke machine.




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