The Topic:
salvation

The Question:
 Serpentina

I've found Jesus. He was behind the couch the entire time.

Responses:
 Electric Jesus

Ohhhh...
I don't care if the server freezes,
'Long as I got Electric Jesus,
Glued onto my Intel CPU.

It nearly crashes fifty times a day,
Despite what all the vendors say,
But with Electric Jesus I'll pull through.

Virgin Mary sighted in a Burrito  

I don't care if the code is scary,
'Long as I got a Taco Mary,
Strapped onto my Intel CPU.

I'm debugging multithreaded,
Can't see where this code is headed,
But with my Taco Mary I'll pull through.

 Electric Jesus

I don't care if the network freezes,
Long as I got Electric Jesus,
Glued onto my Intel CPU.

Hey, I'm photoluminescent,
I glow in the dark Blue and Pleasant,
With Electric Jesus you'll pull through.


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