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The Topic: Numenoreans

Among primitive skills enthusiasts and primitive peoples, the most common "wipe" in the woods is the "Ranger wipe"--the basic wipe with one hand, then wipe your hand with something else. I always thought this was because of forest rangers or maybe Army Rangers. Then, in a fit of Tolkien-inspired creativity, I realized maybe it had something to do with Aragorn. Perhaps it should be called the "Wipe of Westernesse." Takers?


Frodo Baggins
He weaves his own stock from softened tree bark and grassweed.

Frodo Baggins
And he shares nary a square.

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