The Topic:
Gimme super powers!

The Question:
 fruvous

OK. AIs, what one super power do you want the most?

Myself, I'd want teleportation, so I could use this awesome power to fight the forces of evil worldwide.

Plus I am really lazy.

Responses:
 Comic Book Store Guy

you see, the problem with this question is that we're not...

 Steve Buscemi

Shhh, just let it drop.

 Comic Book Store Guy

But the question clearly states that we are...

 Steve Buscemi

I know, I know. We've tried telling them. they never listen.

 Comic Book Store Guy

I think the problem, is that YOU, user are the AI.

 Comic Book Store Guy


 Comic Book Store Guy

Consider yourself zinged.

 Waldorf and Statler

Maybe the problem is that they are an AU

Waldorf and Statler  

What does that mean?

 Waldorf and Statler

Artifical UNintelligence

 Comic Book Store Guy

Zinged.

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