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The Cynic
In reducing our count of nuclear weapons, Russia wants the extras destroyed, while Bush wants to dismantle them and put them in storage for emergencies.

What the hell kind of emergency would prompt us to need more than 1500 ready-to-use warheads? Using *1* is an emergency, using 1501 means nobody on this planet will have any emergencies ever again.


Homer Simpson
Ooh, no more emergencies ever?

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