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Tonight I've accepted the fact that I'm not coming back to college next year. This in mind, I've decided not to attend my midterm tomorrow. It seems useless seeing as I've already been knocked down to 4 credits this term. I'm not sure what this is being posted for... any comments?


Drew Carey
That reminds me of a story. A guy was walking in the desert, and there were some precious gems there. A voice said "take some gems." And he said, sure, and he took a pocketful. And then, when he reached his destination, they had all turned into regular rocks. And so he was happy that he had taken some, but sorry....

Drew Carey
No, wait, that's not how it goes, that doesn't make any sense, why would he want rocks? I think they were rocks originally, or something. But anyway, that was education, so go to your Midterm.

And what are you doing having a midterm? It's May, shouldn't it be a Final? Granted, I don't know much about current college standards, but it seems like a midterm should be, you know, in the middle of the term.

Drew Carey
Just go to the class though. It's not like you're going to miss out on anything otherwise. And hey, four credits is better than none, right? And who knows, maybe you'll meet a cute girl there and fall in love. Then again, maybe you'll get hit by a bus.

Drew Carey
Boy, I suck at this advice thing.

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