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Life is a fatal, sexually transmitted disease. How's that for a deep thought.

 Stephen Hawking

If you dug any deeper, you might find that cherry flavored Lifesaver in the bottom of your pocket.

 Stephen Hawking

I imagine you fashion yourself a philosopher now or something.

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