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The Topic: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!


Seriously, this stuff is nasty. It's found in all cancerous tumors and can be dumped freely into drainage basins all over the country, and LEGALLY TOO. Let's have some support here, dihydrogen monoxide has to go!


Old, Tired Kirk  

Heh, reminds me of the time those guys from Andromeda took over the ship and turned the crew into chemical cubes.

  Old, Tired Spock

Indeed. That was quite the adventure.

Old, Tired Kirk  

Too bad I "accidentally" stepped on that snotty Lieutenant J.G. in astrometrics.


If only more of life's problems could be solved by getting drunk with aliens.

Old, Tired Kirk  

Sexy aliens.

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