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New Jersey

The state that is commonly known as "The Arm Pit of America" got it's name for good reason. So, why is it still here? Can't someone just shave it off?


Professor Farnsworth
Don't be stupid, you can't shave off your armpit. It's the space where the arm meets the body, you can't have an arm without an armpit.

Professor Farnsworth
Well, you can, but then it can't be attached to a body. That's the key point, you can't have an armpit unless you have an arm attached to a body. Why would you want to have an armpit otherwise? It doesn't make any sense!

What does any of this have to do with New Jersey?

Professor Farnsworth
What? I hate New Jersey!

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