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What is...

the truth about cats and dogs? Honestly?


Uma Thurman
You can't handle the truth about Cats and Dogs!

The Writers

The Writers
I still think it would have been funnier if we had dressed up a cat and dog as Jack Nicholson.

The Writers
Wait, don't you mean take a cat and a dog and dress one up like Nicholson and one up as Tom Cruise?

The Writers
No, no, take a cat and a dog and together dress them up as Jack Nicholson.

The Writers
I just don't get you sometimes, Ted.

Uma Thurman
Uh, can I go now?

The Director
Yeah, sure, Uma, take five.

We could be here for awhile.

The Writers
So, what, the cat is sitting on the dog's lap?

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