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The Topic: Oh please help me..

AardvarkLady
I've been working (or trying hard to work) on an essay about the Amish for the last two hours. I have a page and a half, and it's absolutely terrible. I need to have the first two pages done by tomorrow, and I need to have it in its entirety (8 - 10 pages) by next Monday.

But I have nothing to say! They're the Amish! They don't do a whole lot!



Responses:


Fatty
They have a store out in Ohio somewhere that has the best damn fried fruit pies ever.



AardvarkLady
Oo! Okay! Now just stretch that out for, say, seven and 9/10ths more pages, and I won't have to worry anymore.



Fatty
If you can't write eight pages about fruit pie, well, I don't even know if I can help you.



AardvarkLady
"Fruit pie: it's delicious!"

How much more is there to say about it?



Forrest Gump
Apple fruit pie, cherry fruit pie, blueberry fruit pie.



Forrest Gump
Peach fruit pie, boysenberry fruit pie, marrionberry fruit pie.



Forrest Gump
Rhubarb pie, I don't know if rhubarb is a fruit or what, blackberry fruit pie.



Forrest Gump
Raspberry fruit pie, strawberry fruit pie, banana cream fruit pie.





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