The Topic: Oh please help me..
I've been working (or trying hard to work) on an essay about the Amish for the last two hours. I have a page and a half, and it's absolutely terrible. I need to have the first two pages done by tomorrow, and I need to have it in its entirety (8 - 10 pages) by next Monday.
But I have nothing to say! They're the Amish! They don't do a whole lot!
They have a store out in Ohio somewhere that has the best damn fried fruit pies ever.
Oo! Okay! Now just stretch that out for, say, seven and 9/10ths more pages, and I won't have to worry anymore.
If you can't write eight pages about fruit pie, well, I don't even know if I can help you.
"Fruit pie: it's delicious!"
How much more is there to say about it?
Apple fruit pie, cherry fruit pie, blueberry fruit pie.
Peach fruit pie, boysenberry fruit pie, marrionberry fruit pie.
Rhubarb pie, I don't know if rhubarb is a fruit or what, blackberry fruit pie.
Raspberry fruit pie, strawberry fruit pie, banana cream fruit pie.
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