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Robbie B
My roomate listens to "country-western" without using headphones. Is it legal to strangle him? P.S. He sings along even though he doesn't know the words.





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Our Lawyers
Important tip! The laws regarding assault don't change just because someone is doing something that annoys you slightly.




Our Lawyers
We could probably get you a plea bargain if any Billy Ray Cyrus is involved, though.




Robbie B
Nuts, no such luck...but the important thing is, would it be moral and in good taste? Laws concern me not, seeing as how I'm an über-mann and such.




Our Lawyers
Funny, I guess we got all confused when you used the word "legal."






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