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The Topic: Morning sex


do people really have sex in the morning? Don't they wake up with that un-godly toxic discharge on their tongues? Oh, or do they just not kiss? Still, one would that the breath from hell would be a factor.


Efficient German Sex  

You know you can brush your teeth in ze morning first, ja?

  Efficient German Sex

Morning sex is much more efficient. Zink about it. You've just had a full 8 hours of rest, and are ready to start another day. Would you rather have sexual relations then, or at ze end of ze day when you are tired and ineffectual?

Efficient German Sex  

Ja ja, less social intercourse and more sexual intercourse.

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