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  Mars Guo

Why does everyone complain about Linux? Don't you have better fuckin' things to do? I mean, look at me? I'm perfectly content, and I don't even know what Linux IS!


  Professor Farnsworth

Shut up, you're just a brain being kept alive in a nutrient broth.
I don't even know why we gave the vat an Internet connection.


Because you bet me I couldn't fit 4 pool balls in my mouth, and you lost.

  Professor Farnsworth

Fry, you're a damn fool.
And I thought you said bowling balls.

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