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The Topic: Faking death


I don't want to go to work tonight. Can you give me any effective ways of pretending to be dead so I can stay home?


Brodie Bruce  

I could be totally off base here, but it seems like feigning death may not be the best way to get off of one day of work. Because generally, most employers will fill such a position pretty rapidly, and generally frown on people returning from the grave and expecting timely re-employment.

  Undead Mall Zombie

He's right.

I know from experience.

  Undead Mall Zombie

Uh, I mean, BRAINS.

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