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The Topic: English classes


I have 8 absences in my English class. If I miss one more class, I am dropped with a failing grade by the school. The thing is, I'm really tired right now, and I want to sleep through it about as much as a naked man would prefer not to be placed in a septic tank. I have only this class period and a final next week, but I still really want to skip today.

So, should I risk it, or will they drop me this absurdly late in the semester?


  Ferris Bueller

Oh, they'll drop you, all right. Never, never underestimate the administration's ability to be pricks.

It's much too late to figure out a way to skip at this point.

  Ferris Bueller

In fact, I sense you didn't put any planning into it at all.

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