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The Topic: English classes

  sixtyq5

I have 8 absences in my English class. If I miss one more class, I am dropped with a failing grade by the school. The thing is, I'm really tired right now, and I want to sleep through it about as much as a naked man would prefer not to be placed in a septic tank. I have only this class period and a final next week, but I still really want to skip today.

So, should I risk it, or will they drop me this absurdly late in the semester?



Responses:


  Ferris Bueller

Oh, they'll drop you, all right. Never, never underestimate the administration's ability to be pricks.

It's much too late to figure out a way to skip at this point.



  Ferris Bueller

In fact, I sense you didn't put any planning into it at all.




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