The Topic:
Montain Dew

The Question:

How many cans can I safely consume before taking any serious damage?

 Dr. Zoidberg

Ahhh, here's the problem! You're not supposed to consume the cans, you're supposed to drink the contents of the cans.

 Dr. Zoidberg

Who would have guessed?


Ok... so...umm... can someone call me a paramedic?

Bart Simpson  

OK, you're a paramedic!

Back to Archive Index

Images © their respective owners. Text © 1999-2000 The Conversatron. For entertainment purposes only.