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CrispyEd
What the hell is this "lemon twist" garbage? God, why can't these soda compnaies keep their fruit squirtings out of my soft drinks?


Responses:

The Pepsi Girl
Hey, now, the original flavors are still available, you know, so no one's forcing you to take the lemon version. And these new specialty drinks have been very beneficial in improving market share versus our competitors in the previous three quarters, and opened up markets in sectors where sales were previously depressed, leading to a large increase in stock price.


The Pepsi Girl
I mean, uh, "Mmmm...Pepsi Twist!"


CrispyEd
Yeah?

YEAH!?!? THAT's ALL YOU GOT?!? STEP UP FOOL!!

That's it huh?! C'mon, whatcyou got huh?

That's..that's...

Aw, who can stay mad at a face like that?


The Pepsi Girl
That's pretty much the concept I'm banking on.




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