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The Topic: polar bears


It looks like they might actually vote on whether to drill in the arctic refuge or not. What do you guys think? Should we let the oil barons tighten their death-grip on the American people by destroying the last great wilderness area and killing thousands of caribou and mosquitos and dumping oil all over sleeping polar bears and clubbing baby seals and stomping all over pretty tundra flowers with their big ugly oil-covered boots, or let the bastards drill it?


George W. Bush  

Hey...I think that's how I'll phrase it.

George W. Bush  

Well, maybe I'll leave out the word "bastards."

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