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will you please post that thing with abe lincoln and the titanic and him eating butter. pleasepleasepleaseplease.


  Abraham Lincoln

Dear lady, while I have been known to enjoy delicious creamery butter from time to time, I never had the opportunity to have any involvement whatsoever with that ill-fated vessel.

  Abraham Lincoln

I believe you have me mistaken with someone else.

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