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The Middle East 'Crisis'

It is my firm belief that the Israel-Palestine conflicts can be stopped entirely if they JUST GIVE PALESTINE AN INDEPENDENT STATE, ALREADY. I mean, it's the UN's friggin' fault that they bestowed all of this land on Israel in the first place; why can't they just say "look, we fucked up, and we really should have given Palestine some in the beginning, too. Here you go. Now stop fighting."?


This is really profound stuff.

I'd love to get together some time and hear your thoughts on which One True Faith should finally get control of Jerusalem.

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