The Topic:
Oh My God

The Question:
 OneWhoKnows

My dog just ate some bacon and I want to make sure that it's not our dear Conversatron Bacon! You there buddy? Answer me!!!

Responses:
 Bacon

Pa? Is that you?
Why can't I feel my legs?

The Pets.com Puppet-Dog-Thing  

Bacon?
BACON!
Oh god, stay with us!

 Bacon

I... I feel faint.
I think I hear music.

Bender  

Ah man, if Bacon goes I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. Or more to the point, to others.

 Bacon

I see a light... it's beautiful.

Milkman Dan  

Wow.
You talk about things getting eaten by dogs, but when it finally happens...
Wow.

 Bacon

Goodbye all!


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