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Why is it that actors, when not in movies, always have beards? Is the strain of making a film so difficult that they must abandon hygiene habits whilst doing press junkets?


  The Coke Santa

Beards aren't unhygenic!

  The Coke Santa

It's those disgusting foreskins you have to be careful about.

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