The Topic:
What's that behind you?

The Question:
 nuku

What? I don't see any.. Oh my god! It's the big fucking state of Alaska, help me tick!

Responses:
 Freakazoid

It appears you're doing a perfectly good job of ticking on your own. You certainly don't need our help.

 nuku

No, No. I mean, get the tick!(tm) Then again, you're a super hero, can you help? He just stole my bus pass!

 Freakazoid

Your bus pass! The fiend! I'll tear him apart! I'll show him what for! I'll...

Wait, this isn't an expired bus pass, is it? Because I'm not falling for that one again!

 nuku

It's good until the end of the month and I'll need it in about an hour to get home. Oh please help me Freakazoid and I'll get you a mango smoothie as a reward.

 Freakazoid

Mango Smoothie!? Well-hey!

No. I shalln't be bribed. I shall retrieve your bus pass because it's my duty as a superhero, and not for any reward!

 Freakazoid

And then you'll get me my Mango Smoothie, right?


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