The Topic:
Spontaneous Combustion

The Question:

If I spontaneously combust at work, does that qualify for the AD&D policy. No, and I don't mean Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, although that's cool, too.

 Tom Servo

Oh, you mean the Advanced Dungeons and Dra....

 Tom Servo

Oh, drat.

Our Lawyers  

You only qualify if you can roll 4d20 and beat my roll + my law school rank.

 Our Lawyers

You are such a geek, Ted.

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