The Topic:
Monday

The Question:
 Gimp

Do Conversatron askees feel just as bad on and hate Monday as much as the rest of us?

Responses:
 Marvin the Paranoid Android

That depends. Do you feel so bad that you feel like you'd rather be slowly melted into a slag of red-hot molten metals than have to face one more second of your wretched, pathetic existance? Or do you somehow manage to feel even worse than that?

 Gimp

Oh Marvin, you martyr you!

 Marvin the Paranoid Android

Oh, if I were a martyr, that at least would be something. But no, I constantly put my pathetic excuse for a life on the line for no good reason. If I could give my life for a worthy cause, not that I can think of any, at least that would be better than what I'm doing now, which is nothing.

 Marvin the Paranoid Android

And as an added bonus, I'd also be dead.

 Gimp

You can't think of a worthy cause? I'm beginning to doubt that your brain really is the size of a planet...

 Marvin the Paranoid Android

Oh, I can think of 12 billion, 658 million, 432 thousand, 815 causes without using more than 1% of my processing power. But none of them are the least bit worthy.


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