The Topic:
The Original Celebrated

The Question:

What makes Altoids so curiously strong?

 Mr. T

It's because they believe in themselves and never give up!

Who Is Tyler Durden?  

Either that or it's because they contain phenylalamine, an amino acid that, when mixed with regular pizza dough is capable of rendering a man unconscious in under six seconds.

 Dr. Zoidberg

Clearly it is because of the calcium deposits in their exoskeletons.

 Kurt Gödel

They are such that they fulfill the equation 2rs = 1 (mod n).


Yeah. That means there's a lot of cinnamon in them or something.

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