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The Topic: Scotch on the rocks

  Nougat

AND I MEAN ICE!



Responses:


  George Costanza

Don't you find you get more without ice?


Jerry Seinfeld  

Without ice? Maybe he wants it cold.


  George Costanza

Well, can't they give you the ice... on the side? In another glass?


Jerry Seinfeld  

Then they'd probably charge him for the extra glass.


  George Costanza

I guess.
If only there was some way to bring your own ice.


Jerry Seinfeld  

The ice is already factored into the drink and the size of the glass. It's alcohol! Not an all-refills-are-free soda at a Taco Bell!


  George Costanza

Wait, when did Taco Bell get free refills?


Jerry Seinfeld  

What do you care, you don't even like the food there.


  George Costanza

Well, no. But sometimes I like a lot of soda.
I could go in with a book and drink a lot of soda.


Jerry Seinfeld  

They have this deal now.
You buy a taco, a burrito, and a large drink, and you get free refills.


  George Costanza

That's so stupid.
If the refills are free, why not just charge you for the small? You can just refill the small one more often.


Jerry Seinfeld  

You don't even like it there!


  Nougat

God, the service in this place.




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