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The Topic: weighing options

  Knathan

Would it honestly be better to spend a friday night at home by myself typing random things into this stupid box and then reading whatever happens to pop up, or should I go ahead and shoot myself?



Responses:


  Leela

Now, come on, there are other options.


Bender  

Sure, hanging, electrocution, leaping off a building...


  Leela

No, Bender, I mean creative options.


  Fry

Oh, yeah, okay, like covering yourself in butter, rolling in birdseed, and jumping into the carnivorous pigeon exhibit at the zoo?


  Leela

I said creative, not stupid.


Bender  

Whoa, out of our league then.

We only do stupid suicides.


  Leela

Non-suicide related options!


  Fry

Oh, like TV?


Bender  

We're already watching TV.

I say problem solved.




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