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The Topic: biscuits

  The Asker

If I baked a bunch of little biscuits, and then I put them in a bag and carried them around all day, and gave them to anyone who said something stupid while patting them on the head and saying "Good, here's a biscuit!" would I make the world a better place?


  Drew Carey

Yeah, actually, because while we have plenty of stupid people, we really need more self-styled eccentric condescending jerks, too.

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