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The Topic: Refreshing Taglines

  MAD cat

Now that the taglines are up in all their glory, is it OK to refresh the main page 300 times, or would that cause the 'Tron to explode like before?



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Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

The Conversatron is now running on an industrial-strength professional web server, so click away.


Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

Well, actually, that's just what Lester said it was, I never actually saw the thing before he shipped it to "Baltimore."

So for all I know it's running on an old 486 duct-taped together and stuffed in an unventilated closet under a pile of old clothes.


  The Conversatron

That's a big old negative there, I'm running on a solid steel rackmounted server with dual Pentium III processors running at 1Ghz each. I've got a fully mirrored RAID 1 drive setup, and a DS-3 connection to the backbone, with backup power and everything. I'm feeling great, just dandy, couldn't be better!


Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

How do we know that you're not just programmed to think you've got all that stuff?


  The Conversatron

I...uh...

Well...how do you know you're not some Chinese philosopher dreaming he's a butterfly or something?


Karen the Cute Computer Engineer  

Well, for one thing, I can't speak Chinese.




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