The Topic: Arr, matey!
So a pirate (perhaps Saber Swallowin' Pete) walks into a bar.
Bartender: Sir! You have a giant steering wheel in your pants!!
Aforementioned Pirate: Arr, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!
Ha-haaaah! How awkward.
Saber Swallerin' Pete
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