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physensation
How is it that the one time I actually visit one of those "other sites" I find the same exact question that I found here? Isn't that pretty lame?



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Dr. Perry Cox
Which "other site" was it?



Dr. Perry Cox
No, wait, don't answer that, we really don't care. The real question here, is "Is what lame, the fact that someone asked the same question there as here, the "other site" itself, the person who asked the inane little quasi-thoughtful question in the first place, or you, for thinking that we actually give a single solitare care-bear stare care about any of this in the first place?" You know what, though, I'll give you a hint, the answer is "d) All of the above", so you take your time and think about that one, and then you can just scoot off and find something slightly less mind-numbingly pathetic to do with your Friday night, huh? Great.



physensation
Well, actually, I've found it at two other sites now. On reconsidering the matter, I'm not so sure that it's lame at all, although that doesn't quite concur with your response. For someone to post the same response on multiple sites would seem to be more sad than lame. Such a person obviously has little self-confidence. Hopefully, their ego has been boosted and they will feel happier about themselves for being posted on multiple sites. Then again, perhaps I sound like an ass and should shut my pie hole because I'm spending my time here on a Friday night just like everyone else. hmm.



Dr. Perry Cox
Now, see, I think the confusion here is that when I said "scoot off" I didn't mean "just keep on talking." Now, I realize the two can sound kind of similiar, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and if you really want to keep up your little census of the Question and Answer sites of the Internet, well, I just wish you all the best, I really do, but why don't you just go publish the results in some peer-reviewed journal like a good little camper, and spare us the results and analysis, exciting and ground-breaking as they may be.



Dr. Perry Cox
So, I'll try to enunciate better this time, and just tell you once more to "scoot."

Can you do that for me? Thanks.



physensation
Such hatred. Such hatred.



Dr. Perry Cox
Hatred? No, no, no. This is all for your own good. Really. All of you. You don't want to be like us, sitting here on a Friday night trading "witty banter" with people who you will, if there is any sort of divine being up there watching over us, never, ever meet in person, because that certainly is my little private prayer every time I come here. No, see, this is caring, nuturing, an opportunity for personal growth. Go out, do something. Really, it'll be great. See, this isn't hatred.

Hatred is what you get if I see one more response from you pop up in my little window here.



physensation
Well, I guess I was wrong about you. You really do care. You've changed me so much that I think I'm actually going to "get drunk" tomorrow. Thank you doctor. But I'm still gonna be here tonight... Oh well, I'll find someone else to bother.



Dr. Perry Cox
Oh... dear... God, I can't believe you don't shut up.





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