The Topic:
Caption This!


The Question:
The Conversatron  

Responses:
Loraybreyan  
"Nooooooo! Please, don't shoot! I promise to never try to say that I invented the internet ever again!"

SaxMaster  
"Ohhh Noooo! I'm tired and hungry, deserted on an island, and I just lost my last bud to a fish... NOTHING BEATS ROCK..... NOTHING...... how could I loose"

Deathpants  
Where'd you get a picture of my Uncle John?

Crow T. Robot  
I love the smell of me early in the campaign.
It smells like victory.

TheMaz  
Moo

Old, Tired Kirk  
Kaaaaaaaaaahn!!

ackerz  
"OW! Jesus, stop biting you bitch!"

SaxMaster  
MAKING WAVES Vice President Al Gore emerges after a swim in a scene from a campaign movie.

HAL 9000  
I can feel it... my mind is going.

Mackinaw Joe  
Mr. Gore, your hair is escaping! It's moving down your chest!
[Huzzah: my first open thread! About freaking time!]

Loraybreyan  
"Oh FUCK!!!! My Wig! I LOST MY WIG!!!!"

Homer Simpson  
My wig.... D'oh!

Mike  
Mine Eyes! Mine Eyes! The Goggles, they do nothing!

Mackinaw Joe  
If only I had used that hair glue Maurice Richard used!

Loraybreyan  
"Ooooooooh Monica! Ooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaah..... Wait, I think that I have a cigar around here somewhere."

AmazingGoat  
"I made it! Ha ha ha, you bas- AHHHHHH"
(CRUNCH)

Pearl's Girl  
Ahh, zee majesteek byootee zee Gorefeesh exzeehbeets az eet
emeerges from zee briny deep, flushed weet zee zigns zat
eet eez readee to begeen zee mahteeng reetuals parteekular
to eets speesheez. See zee proud, eeerect neeplees, zee
zeelken tuft of ahhburn chest haair, zee come-heezer look
in zee creetchaar's leempeed eyez, zee fuul, poutee leeps
aacheeng to warp zemzelvez ahhround...

Flyhighplato  
No, Tipper, thats *too* much lubricant!

Dogbert  
Ok, let's wrap this up.
3 minutes people.

godofchuck  
I... have the true name of God in my head! The pain! Where's my drill at...

godofchuck  
Ha! I think it worked! Thanks to Spike Jonze, they'll never know I'm not one of them... *evil laughter*

Pearl's Girl  
Hey, who died and made you Godbert?

AmazingGoat  
(Presidential Candiate for the Erect Nipple Party)

Mackinaw Joe  
"Whatever you do, do NOT visit www.ficus2000.com"

godofchuck  
Wow, you're right, this new Pert Plus does work better! Hot damn!

Professor Frink  
Ooh ooh, I just got here...

Dogbert  
And.... CUT.
Take a few laps and hit the showers.

Professor Frink  
Nuts.


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