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The Topic: cat girls

My theory on cat girls is that they are sublimating their desire to be kept women. Cats spend a great deal of the day lying around naked licking themselves while their owners see to their every need and dress them up in pretty collars. What girl doesn't want to do that every once in a while?


Princess Eilonwy
Hey! That's my name! Taking someone's name is like calling them fat and putting slugs in their shoes!

Princess Eilonwy
And who wants to lick themselves all day? That's why we have servants!

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