The Topic:

The Question:
What is your stand on lobsters?

Marge Simpson  
I try not to.
They might pinch your feet!

Comic Book Store Guy  
Puh-lease. That is quite possibly the least funny thing I've heard in the last 47 minutes.

Marge Simpson  
Well sorry. It seems that this site is being read by some parents, and I don't think they'll "appreciate" most of the dirty-talk that goes on here.

I was just trying to give them something to read.

Bart Simpson  
Jeez, Mom, why don't they just set up their own site?

Comic Book Store Guy  
Ah yes, we could call it "Conversatron: Unfunny Edition"

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