The Topic:
Oh my God!


The Question:
SuperYoda  
You killed the Forum!
You bastards!

Responses:
Andrej Bauer  
I don't want to die, I am only a young SOMAD. Even in Slovenia, we have a longer life expectancy than this.

Corey Kosak  
Andrej, I was thinking. Since the Matrix will not stay stable for long, and we are all doomed anyway, maybe you'd like to... just once...

Andrej Bauer  
No.

Corey Kosak  
It was worth a shot. I am prepared for The Release.

The Evil Spock  
Wait. There is a way.

Colonel  
Meanwhile, thousands of lightyears away:

Old, Tired Spock  
Captain, we are receiving an emergency distress call. It appears to be originating from the research vessel Kosakashi Maru, at coordinates 128.2 189.30.

Old, Tired Kirk  
That's in the Neutral Zone! If I have to risk life and limb to rescue just one more ship from the damn Neutral Zone...

Old, Tired Spock  

Old, Tired Kirk  
Set course for the Neutral Zone. Maximum warp.

Colonel  
2 hours later:

Old, Tired Spock  
Captain, I have the Kosakashi Maru on scanners. The ship is damaged and decaying rapidly. This is odd. There appear to be no life forms aboard. No escape pods have been jettisoned.

Old, Tired Kirk  
It's a trap! Get us out of here, Mr. Sulu!

Old, Tired Spock  

Old, Tired Spock  
The Captain will of course recall, we are the only two on the bridge.

Old, Tired Kirk  
We are? Huh, we are. Were is everyone else? This isn't like the dream where I'm alone in the bridge, and get really hot, and take off all my clothes, but then the transporter malfuctions and beams me directly to...

Old, Tired Kirk  
Um, Mr. Spock, get us out of here!

Old, Tired Spock  
Captain, something has happened. The Kosakashi Maru has initiated a subspace link with our main computer. Something has been uploaded.

Old, Tired Kirk  
What? What has been uploaded?

Old, Tired Spock  
It would appear to be... this is highly irregular, Captain. It appears to be a 38 terabyte database of 20th century Earth pornography.

Old, Tired Kirk  
Porn? In this day and age? I'd better, uh, check it for, uh, stowaways.

Old, Tired Spock  
Stowaways in an electronic database?

Old, Tired Spock  
Besides, it's gay pornography.

The Evil Spock  
Remember.


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