The Topic: Alaska...Hello?

 The Fisher (11:13 AM)
Hey! What ever happened to the Big State of Alaska? Does anyone know where I can find a pair of size 5-R bunny boots?
and...
Just who does this "wolfcrazy" dude think he is anyway? =)



Responses:


 Pac-Man (9:40 PM)
Wokka Wokka Wokka...

Fozzie Bear (9:43 PM) 
Wocka Wocka Wocka!

 Swedish Chef (9:55 PM)
Bjork Bjork Bjork!

 Björk (9:56 PM)
Hello, yes?

 ZEX (1:29 AM)
NARF!

 Scotfox (5:48 AM)
carrot crumbcake

 ZEX (5:51 AM)
carrot crumbcake

 Craig (6:51 AM)
The fucking big state of Alaska went on a rampage last night, attacking Oregon and Florida, being jealous of the later's sunny climes and the former's funnier name. However, Batman intervened and returned this anarchic state to its rightful place, wherever the hell that is.

Not all of the above is totally true.

No, really.

Oh, and carrot crumbcake ... erm ...

 AngryShrew (2:29 PM)
Batman blames himself.

 The Big Fucking State of Alaska (9:17 PM)
This reminds me of an amusing anecdote...

The Big Fucking State of Alaska (9:18 PM) 
Before I was the Big Fucking State of Alaska, when intrepid men and women were trying to admit me as a state, we were receiving opposition from Texas.

 The Big Fucking State of Alaska (9:19 PM)
The Texans did not want to lose their status as the largest state in the Union.

The Big Fucking State of Alaska (9:20 PM) 
So, to stop the Texans from griping, The Alaskan representative stood up and said...

 The Big Fucking State of Alaska (9:22 PM)
Be careful, or we'll split in two, and then you'll be the third largest state.

 The Big Fucking State of Alaska (9:22 PM)

 The Big Fucking State of Alaska (9:22 PM)
That one gets me every time.

 "Weird Al" Yankovic (9:31 PM)
Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 "Weird Al" Yankovic (9:32 PM)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 "Weird Al" Yankovic (9:32 PM)
ahhhhhh....

Hah.




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