The Topic:
REALLY hotter?


The Question:
fenrik  
Have independent scientific studies been conducted to determine whether or not the Conversatron is indeed "hotter than a $2 pistol" as the tagline claims? I wish to examine your methodology and data. Please provide your data for analysis.

Responses:
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew  
Certainly. We here at Conversatron Labs have taken temperature readings of the air in and around the Conversatron. While the data is fascinating, there is too much to be listed here, but suffice it to say it is near "room temperature."

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew  
Now, since we are to prove that the Conversatron is hotter than "a" $2 pistol, and not "all" $2 pistols, my assistant will now go get an ordinary $2 pistol which we have been storing in a bath of liquid nitrogen. We will then measure its temperature, and prove our hypothesis.

Beaker  
Meep! Meep!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew  
Oh, it appears the pistol is stuck to...Now, Beaker, be careful, you didn't stick your whole hand in there, did yo..


*SHATTER*

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew  
Oh dear.


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