The Topic: nasty cows

 Clanger (11:19 AM)
Cat owners will sometimes attach bells to their feline friends collar, to hamper the said felines chances if catching birds.
What are Swiss farmers trying to save by tying huge bells to their purple cows?


 The Tick (2:36 PM)
Your life, friend!

 Special Agent Fox Mulder (2:41 PM)
If you only knew what they were saving you from...

Special Agent Dana Scully (2:49 PM) 
Mulder, this asker is obviously suffering from some sort of dementia.
There are no purple cows in Switzerland.

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