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The Topic: I fear I'm a moron.

I accidentally cooked chicken at 600 degrees tonight. Promply crisped it... all because I can't read the difference before bake and broil.

Ok. sorry, I know that wasn't funny. or even adequately stupid. maybe I'll just throw in some mispelings andother gammatical bloopers jus tto get some attenshun.


Naked Washing Machine Boy
Now dinner is ruined.

Naked Washing Machine Boy
I think I'm going to cry.

Do you even eat?

Naked Washing Machine Boy
No, but this sort of thing often leads to an increased incidence of gravy stains.

Why is that?

Naked Washing Machine Boy
People get hungry.
And then they get angry!

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