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The Topic: Can I tell?

Smudge
I know who Lowell Mather is!
Can I show off my impressive knowledge of 90s television?

Responses:

Regis Philbin
Go for it.

Smudge
Who is the mechanic on Wings, Regis?

Regis Philbin
God damn it, we do not use questions on my show, buddy.

Alex Trebek
Final question?

Smudge
If I say yes, will you leave me alone?

Regis Philbin
Yes.

Alex Trebek
What is yes?

Regis Philbin
That didn't even make any sense.

Alex Trebek
I'm tired.

Smudge
It's worth mentioning that Wings took place on Nantuckett Island. Hence he was the logical choice.

Which leads us to a more pertinent question: If Lowell is a man from Nantucket, does that mean he has a----

Regis Philbin
Are you still here?


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