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The Topic: My EYE

Oh, great. I got Tobasco sauce on my hand and then rubbed my eye. Isn't there a cure for this?


Professor Farnsworth
Oh my, I'm afraid "Don't be Stupid" pills won't be invented until 2563.

And even then, they'll just be placebos, but the consumers who buy them will be unable to work that fact out for another 84 years.

Talk about your spot-on market research.

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