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The Topic: Think of the children...

VeryImpotent
Which would be more fun at a child's birthday party: A clown or a wood chipper?

Responses:

Ted Johnson
The new Yamaha D-700 Clown Chipper DX.

Milkman Dan
With overdrive?

Ted Johnson
Of course with the overdrive options.

VeryImpotent
I dunno. Even on overdrive, those big shoes tend to jam a Yamaha.

Plus, the Yamaha is dedigned to project the mulch down into a container, as opposed to up and out for maximum summer fun for the kiddies. I respect the hell out of the Yamaha for my own personal clown disposal purposes, but it's just not the right tool for the job in question.

I guess my qeustion should be: How do you slaughter a clown in order to achieve maximum entertainment value for children betweem ages 5 and 7? (If they were older, I would just distribute cutlery and give the clown a 30 second head start.)

Milkman Dan
Milk truck drive by?

Ted Johnson
Seriously, though, we actually like the bagger, because we tend to make pinatas out of them.

This was for the 3-6 crowd, though.



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